I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We're facebook friends in real life
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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