Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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