were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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