And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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