I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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