do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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