It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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