Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Even my vagina gasped.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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