WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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