we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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