So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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