This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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