Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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