Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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