I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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