woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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