Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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