see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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