And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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