i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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