i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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