Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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