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Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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