It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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