I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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