You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Operation Purity has been aborted
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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