Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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