So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
no you cant smoke seaweed
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
