i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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