: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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