Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
