ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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