About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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