honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
My life is pants optional.
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