I love black thongs
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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