Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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