I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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