i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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