check it out our google latitudes are spooning
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Someone shattered a urinal.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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