God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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