ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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