Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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