Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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