the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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