If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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