guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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