how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You're a waste of cheezeits
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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