Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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