there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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