I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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